The Executive Order Hat
$46.99
Cover Your Thoughts Before Someone Fact-Checks Them
Feeling presidential? Want to make decisions without thinking too hard? Our Executive Order Hat is perfect for those days when you wake up, check Twitter, and decide to completely change your foreign policy before breakfast.
The Executive Order Hat features:
BIGLY COMFORTABLE FIT: One size fits all heads, regardless of the size of the brain inside.
WEATHER-RESISTANT MATERIAL: Repels facts, statistics, and light precipitation with equal effectiveness.
EMBROIDERED SLOGAN: "Tariffz" boldly printed across the front. Make them great for the first time!
INVISIBLE POCKET: Perfect for storing your emergency supply of hair spray or constitutional amendments you'd like to ignore.
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Product sourced from -------
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Feeling presidential? Want to make decisions without thinking too hard? Our Executive Order Hat is perfect for those days when you wake up, check Twitter, and decide to completely change your foreign policy before breakfast.
The Executive Order Hat features:
BIGLY COMFORTABLE FIT: One size fits all heads, regardless of the size of the brain inside.
WEATHER-RESISTANT MATERIAL: Repels facts, statistics, and light precipitation with equal effectiveness.
EMBROIDERED SLOGAN: "Tariffz" boldly printed across the front. Make them great for the first time!
INVISIBLE POCKET: Perfect for storing your emergency supply of hair spray or constitutional amendments you'd like to ignore.
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Product sourced from -------
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Cover Your Thoughts Before Someone Fact-Checks Them
Feeling presidential? Want to make decisions without thinking too hard? Our Executive Order Hat is perfect for those days when you wake up, check Twitter, and decide to completely change your foreign policy before breakfast.
The Executive Order Hat features:
BIGLY COMFORTABLE FIT: One size fits all heads, regardless of the size of the brain inside.
WEATHER-RESISTANT MATERIAL: Repels facts, statistics, and light precipitation with equal effectiveness.
EMBROIDERED SLOGAN: "Tariffz" boldly printed across the front. Make them great for the first time!
INVISIBLE POCKET: Perfect for storing your emergency supply of hair spray or constitutional amendments you'd like to ignore.
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Product sourced from -------
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Feeling presidential? Want to make decisions without thinking too hard? Our Executive Order Hat is perfect for those days when you wake up, check Twitter, and decide to completely change your foreign policy before breakfast.
The Executive Order Hat features:
BIGLY COMFORTABLE FIT: One size fits all heads, regardless of the size of the brain inside.
WEATHER-RESISTANT MATERIAL: Repels facts, statistics, and light precipitation with equal effectiveness.
EMBROIDERED SLOGAN: "Tariffz" boldly printed across the front. Make them great for the first time!
INVISIBLE POCKET: Perfect for storing your emergency supply of hair spray or constitutional amendments you'd like to ignore.
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Product sourced from -------
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Cover Your Thoughts Before Someone Fact-Checks Them
Feeling presidential? Want to make decisions without thinking too hard? Our Executive Order Hat is perfect for those days when you wake up, check Twitter, and decide to completely change your foreign policy before breakfast.
The Executive Order Hat features:
BIGLY COMFORTABLE FIT: One size fits all heads, regardless of the size of the brain inside.
WEATHER-RESISTANT MATERIAL: Repels facts, statistics, and light precipitation with equal effectiveness.
EMBROIDERED SLOGAN: "Tariffz" boldly printed across the front. Make them great for the first time!
INVISIBLE POCKET: Perfect for storing your emergency supply of hair spray or constitutional amendments you'd like to ignore.
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Product sourced from -------
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Feeling presidential? Want to make decisions without thinking too hard? Our Executive Order Hat is perfect for those days when you wake up, check Twitter, and decide to completely change your foreign policy before breakfast.
The Executive Order Hat features:
BIGLY COMFORTABLE FIT: One size fits all heads, regardless of the size of the brain inside.
WEATHER-RESISTANT MATERIAL: Repels facts, statistics, and light precipitation with equal effectiveness.
EMBROIDERED SLOGAN: "Tariffz" boldly printed across the front. Make them great for the first time!
INVISIBLE POCKET: Perfect for storing your emergency supply of hair spray or constitutional amendments you'd like to ignore.
• 100% polyester front
• 100% polyester mesh back
• Thicker and heavier fabric, laminated with high-density, non-toxic foam
• Structured, 5-panel cap, high-profile
• 8 rows of stitching on a pre-curved visor
• Seamless foam front panel with lining
• Matching fabric undervisor
• Matching color braid and sweatband
• Adjustable plastic snap
• One size fits most
• Product sourced from -------
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!